Bull Shit!

Hi everyone, Im the Husband.......... every so often you will see a posting from me... read at your own risk! I cant spell and Dont give a shit about periods, caps, and puntuation... there KEEPING IT REAL DOG:) I am an American... yup fat and lazy! I drugg my wife out of europe, and brought her here to the promise land... (nanny cry-baby states of America) If you read this often enough,,, you will notice that it sounds like an auddition for a reallity T.V. show, trust me that is the last thing we need! we have thought of atleast 20 sure ways to make international news... I will give you a case in point now... (this is copy writted so dont use it) I was unable to make the birth of my daughter... so my wife had an idea to Ebay a front seat at the birth figuring that a Jappaness Sicko Bussiness man with more money than brains would buy it!!!!! maybe we will do that next time:)
anyway... the BEST MAN IN EUROPE is coming... or lets call him the Prince! this should be fun, he is the father of my wifes kids.... now here is another screwed up thing. I actually get allong with him and my wife hates him!!!!! well atleast seriuos dislike! I think that the man has TALENT!!!!!!!!!!! he can start a sentence and include 5 different subjects in it before he is done... and another thing he thinks he is an Intellectual (ya I spell checked it!) He does not know the meaning of a 1 word answer... and can blame you, me, government, fleas, wood termites, crocodials, rubberbands and anything else for his problems!!! and here is the kicker... it actually goes all in seemlessly into his sentence Amazing! leaving you with this... did I just hear that right???? did that crap make sence??? HE MISSED HIS CALLING.... POLITICS!!!!!!!!!
oK... NICE TO MEET YOU... HAVE FUN bla bla bla bla:)